If I were the captain, I'd keep a close eye on any fellow who's teaching my wife how to use a sword.

But two cuts is so boring, Felipe. Wouldn't three be more interesting... SLASH! ...or four... SLASH! ...or five? (Advanced Swordsmanship)

Cut two this way and I'll let you use a real sword. - Felipe Jose de Granjero (Basic Swordsmanship)